Kris: You are wayheyheyhey too uptight and tensed up. You gotta take it more eeeeeasy and smell the roses (or watever else grows on yer winder sill) here and there. Take everything in stride and cut a little more slack. And then remember the old saying from a Chinese fortune cookie: 'Thems that play grabazs gits aszgrabbed'. Thats just one example of a bucket full of wisdom you can find when adopting a more positive, not to mention tolerant, outlook on life. But if you ever get angry, and boilin' mad and all pizsed off about the hand that fate has dealt you remember the words of Thomas Tallis (ca.1450): Why fumeth in sight? The righteous spite in fury raging stout. For a decent pilgrim like yourself that orta be as enlightening as a good kick in the butt from a punter of a professional football team. Hi diddle dee hoh.
