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Wow, not expensive considering,...


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best looking vagina i have ever seen!!!


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Are Vagina's really that cheap maybe I'll starting buying them off eBay!! Big Grin

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Now see, here is a true entrepreneur. Maybe the "big dealers" should learn a leson from this guy! If there is a dagger that's not moving quick enough throw a vagina into the deal and you wont be able to keep em in stock!!!! Think about it: SS chained dagger= GOOD! SS chained dagger + vagina= SOLD!!!
Afterall, if there's one thing most of us like a little more than daggers, it's vagina (ok, vagina comes in second for me).
Wow, what a combo, it's like peanut butter and chocolate! Why didn't anyone think of this before! I think I will go take a cold shower brfore I bid on that! SO tempting!


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Notice he states the vagina is dated 1947.
Now that I think about it, I really prefer post-1945 vaginas!!!!

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And also on ebaY
Questions from other members:
Q: Greetings & Salutations! Do you mean to say instead a WWII German bayonet with scabbard? Are you aware the word you used means something entirely different? S---- B-----
A: Look it up. (from seller)
Vagina
Va-gi-na (noun) [va jina]

1. part of the female reproductive tract
in female mammals, a lubricated muscular tube connecting the cervix of the womb to the vulva.

Or!?!?!?!?

2. Plant or animal sheath
a plant or animal part that forms a sheath, for example, that formed by a leaf around a stem

Soooooooo… still not correct!?!?!?

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so, If this bayonet gets pulled by the eBay police, will it be because it is a Nazi artifact, or because it could be pornography related?

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If it's a tight fit the chances are it's fake Big Grin


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The auction should be pulled since Eban doesn't allow the sale of body parts. They pulled one of my auctions last year when I listed one of my kidneys. I've got two and really needed more money for daggers.


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Im wondering if a post 45 Vagina glows under blacklight?

Should be an interesting weekend Big Grin

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Yes Kris, I know that post 1976 vagina glows in the dark under blacklights Wink the elders will have to comment on pre '76 as I'm not experienced in collecting vaginas any older Big Grin

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Adam,

Well this would require one hell of a pick up line, luckily I live in Jersey and off the wall pick up lines actually work.

The only thing scarier, is the fact you know the answer. Roll Eyes

Enjoy your blacklight bud! Big Grin

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Only young once right!!!! But at my age the vaginas from around '83 to '86 are the easier versions to aquire since most just came out of the woodwork. Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

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Adam,

I remember when those first starting showing up at shows, the quality was unsurpassed. But the pommels were hollow, and unfortunately they did speak to you as well. Sometimes a little patina is a good thing. Wink

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Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Patina yes!! Big Grin Big Grin It don't take a trained eye to spot one with patina but they sure speak to you they definitly have history and have experienced alot in their lifes. A collector must though!!!!

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Im just wondering if I manage to pick up one of these should I buff it?. I thought about trying simichrome, but somebody recommended spit and rubbing!.
I have also heard that these can be reproduced....I was thinking about getting one Smile.

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Well it now lets me understand why troops get issued condoms! and i thought it was to stop rain getting down the rifle muzzle, now we know.

Bet he is getting a lot of hits, even if no interest, so maybe not as daft as he sounds

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You should always wear a condom, smithy, or you might pick up an STD (scabbard transmitted disease). Eek


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At $86 now!
and from the seller.....

Item: WW II german bayonet with vagina (6598362559)
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Q: An animal part,leather,that formes a sheath. vagina the two are synonamus.

Very TRUE friend just not commonly used as a descriptor for the container of a bayonet blade. However if you are in fact referring to the leather thing that accompanies the bayonet strangely enough it is called a Frog! By the way, your bayonet auction is doing very well maybe because of the notoriety in the collecting field!?!?!
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quote:
Originally posted by bayonut:
You should always wear a condom, smithy, or you might pick up an STD (scabbard transmitted disease). Eek


What a wit ;-)

note how i carefully checked the spelling there ;-)

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UPDATE...
Turns out to be a NICE guy with something he knew little about but that WE really want!

Item: WW II german bayonet with vagina (6598362559)
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Thanks,I realy wanted to use scabord,but I could not think of it. I thought sheath,but that makes me think of my buck knife.Vagina,I know was a strange word to use,but it shur sounds like a nice place to keep your bayonet.
I did not know about the frog.neat name.
One guy offered $40 for it alone.I don't want to sell it seperatly BUT if anyone wants one,I do leather work and can make a very reasonabl facsimily,for$30 THANKS jaybird

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I was a great laugh though. Nice looking mismatched Bayonet too.

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Frankly...I am glad that Jay_Bird didn't use one of the other colloquial terms in common usage for vagina.
The next thing you know, someone will be using "p...s" for the blade, or balls for a frog!!
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I wonder if it costs more if the vagina is tight? Its been a long time since I paid for a vagina,,and a tight one at that.

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I have to try and win this one, in one fell swoop this seller has managed to combine two of my favorite hobbies.


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Strange answer to another question that the seller was asked:

"Q: Hello, how much cost shipping this item to Poland ?
Jan-20-06
A: USPS parcel post land $ 20 I see no problem sending it. Thanks for asking. jaybird"


Hmmm.... Last I heard, There was an OCEAN between Poland and the USA.

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quote:
Originally posted by Billy G.:
I have to try and win this one, in one fell swoop this seller has managed to combine two of my favorite hobbies.


Strange, I've always thought you were a bit of a 'swordsman' Wink


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Hey Jim,

Good to see you here. I'll gladly back off for a friend Smile


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