#85686
01/18/2006 11:43 PM
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"If it ain't baroque don't fix it." Johann Sebastian Bach
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#85687
01/19/2006 12:16 AM
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Wow, not expensive considering,...
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#85688
01/19/2006 12:50 AM
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best looking vagina i have ever seen!!!
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#85689
01/19/2006 12:59 AM
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Are Vagina's really that cheap maybe I'll starting buying them off eBay!!
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#85690
01/19/2006 01:51 AM
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Now see, here is a true entrepreneur. Maybe the "big dealers" should learn a leson from this guy! If there is a dagger that's not moving quick enough throw a vagina into the deal and you wont be able to keep em in stock!!!! Think about it: SS chained dagger= GOOD! SS chained dagger + vagina= SOLD!!! Afterall, if there's one thing most of us like a little more than daggers, it's vagina (ok, vagina comes in second for me). Wow, what a combo, it's like peanut butter and chocolate! Why didn't anyone think of this before! I think I will go take a cold shower brfore I bid on that! SO tempting!
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#85691
01/19/2006 02:35 PM
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Notice he states the vagina is dated 1947. Now that I think about it, I really prefer post-1945 vaginas!!!!
WANTED TO REPURCHASE!! Walther pistol Model PP - ac code - Ser. No. 382000P - REWARD FOR INFO ABOUT THIS PISTOL!!
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#85692
01/19/2006 04:49 PM
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And also on ebaY Questions from other members: Q: Greetings & Salutations! Do you mean to say instead a WWII German bayonet with scabbard? Are you aware the word you used means something entirely different? S---- B----- A: Look it up. (from seller) Vagina Va-gi-na (noun) [va jina]
1. part of the female reproductive tract in female mammals, a lubricated muscular tube connecting the cervix of the womb to the vulva.
Or!?!?!?!?
2. Plant or animal sheath a plant or animal part that forms a sheath, for example, that formed by a leaf around a stem
Soooooooo� still not correct!?!?!?
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#85693
01/19/2006 10:59 PM
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so, If this bayonet gets pulled by the eBay police, will it be because it is a Nazi artifact, or because it could be pornography related?
Hehe, John
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#85694
01/20/2006 01:22 AM
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If it's a tight fit the chances are it's fake
Get thee behind me Satan,......... and push!
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#85695
01/20/2006 01:54 AM
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The auction should be pulled since Eban doesn't allow the sale of body parts. They pulled one of my auctions last year when I listed one of my kidneys. I've got two and really needed more money for daggers.
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#85696
01/20/2006 02:14 AM
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Im wondering if a post 45 Vagina glows under blacklight? Should be an interesting weekend
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#85697
01/20/2006 02:21 AM
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Yes Kris, I know that post 1976 vagina glows in the dark under blacklights the elders will have to comment on pre '76 as I'm not experienced in collecting vaginas any older
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#85698
01/20/2006 02:30 AM
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Adam, Well this would require one hell of a pick up line, luckily I live in Jersey and off the wall pick up lines actually work. The only thing scarier, is the fact you know the answer. Enjoy your blacklight bud!
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#85699
01/20/2006 02:46 AM
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#85700
01/20/2006 02:59 AM
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Adam, I remember when those first starting showing up at shows, the quality was unsurpassed. But the pommels were hollow, and unfortunately they did speak to you as well. Sometimes a little patina is a good thing.
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#85701
01/20/2006 03:38 AM
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#85702
01/20/2006 07:03 AM
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Im just wondering if I manage to pick up one of these should I buff it?. I thought about trying simichrome, but somebody recommended spit and rubbing!. I have also heard that these can be reproduced....I was thinking about getting one .
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#85703
01/20/2006 08:29 AM
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Well it now lets me understand why troops get issued condoms! and i thought it was to stop rain getting down the rifle muzzle, now we know.
Bet he is getting a lot of hits, even if no interest, so maybe not as daft as he sounds
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#85704
01/20/2006 10:31 AM
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You should always wear a condom, smithy, or you might pick up an STD (scabbard transmitted disease).
"If it ain't baroque don't fix it." Johann Sebastian Bach
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#85705
01/20/2006 12:52 PM
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At $86 now! and from the seller.....
Item: WW II german bayonet with vagina (6598362559) This message was sent while the listing was active. jay_bird1957 is the seller. Q: An animal part,leather,that formes a sheath. vagina the two are synonamus.
Very TRUE friend just not commonly used as a descriptor for the container of a bayonet blade. However if you are in fact referring to the leather thing that accompanies the bayonet strangely enough it is called a Frog! By the way, your bayonet auction is doing very well maybe because of the notoriety in the collecting field!?!?! John
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#85706
01/20/2006 01:33 PM
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quote: Originally posted by bayonut: You should always wear a condom, smithy, or you might pick up an STD (scabbard transmitted disease).
What a wit ;-) note how i carefully checked the spelling there ;-)
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#85707
01/20/2006 08:10 PM
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UPDATE... Turns out to be a NICE guy with something he knew little about but that WE really want!
Item: WW II german bayonet with vagina (6598362559) This message was sent while the listing was active. jay_bird1957 is the seller.
Thanks,I realy wanted to use scabord,but I could not think of it. I thought sheath,but that makes me think of my buck knife.Vagina,I know was a strange word to use,but it shur sounds like a nice place to keep your bayonet. I did not know about the frog.neat name. One guy offered $40 for it alone.I don't want to sell it seperatly BUT if anyone wants one,I do leather work and can make a very reasonabl facsimily,for$30 THANKS jaybird
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#85708
01/20/2006 10:24 PM
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I was a great laugh though. Nice looking mismatched Bayonet too.
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#85709
01/20/2006 11:40 PM
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Frankly...I am glad that Jay_Bird didn't use one of the other colloquial terms in common usage for vagina. The next thing you know, someone will be using "p...s" for the blade, or balls for a frog!! Jax
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#85710
01/21/2006 12:00 AM
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<img src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-4/20265/XBQKF-me109-transparent.gif" width=115 height=34>
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#85711
01/21/2006 01:34 AM
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I wonder if it costs more if the vagina is tight? Its been a long time since I paid for a vagina,,and a tight one at that.
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#85712
01/21/2006 02:27 AM
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I have to try and win this one, in one fell swoop this seller has managed to combine two of my favorite hobbies.
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#85713
01/21/2006 02:56 AM
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Strange answer to another question that the seller was asked:
"Q: Hello, how much cost shipping this item to Poland ? Jan-20-06 A: USPS parcel post land $ 20 I see no problem sending it. Thanks for asking. jaybird"
Hmmm.... Last I heard, There was an OCEAN between Poland and the USA.
John
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#85714
01/21/2006 04:06 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Billy G.: I have to try and win this one, in one fell swoop this seller has managed to combine two of my favorite hobbies.
Strange, I've always thought you were a bit of a 'swordsman'
Get thee behind me Satan,......... and push!
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#85715
01/21/2006 04:37 PM
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Hey Jim, Good to see you here. I'll gladly back off for a friend
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