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Rodney Dangerfield

A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home

I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.'

I knew a girl so ugly... they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal

Good stuff! Rodney is "the man"!!!