I think Donnie should have made a video of himself swearing an oath of honesty with one hand on the bible in front of a Texas Supreme Court justice and in the presence of an expert in the know of German daggers. This video should have been transported by armored car to Dave Hohaus who should have stated under oath in front of honorable witnesses that he got the video from Donnie. Then all thems that don't believe Donnie should have been viewing this video on closed circuit TV and swear that the guy in the video was Donnie with his daggers. We could add a few more safeguards to make sure that everything is on the up and up, probably engaging the assistance of Homeland Security if need be. All players will have to be screened against a list of all them registered sex offenders that transported a carton of Limburger cheese across county lines for immoral purposes. The botton line is that we wanna make sure that Donnie is who he is and when he said it.
